The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
Appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
New Obama Value Meal?A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
Has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call
Lunch with a convicted felon?A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
And threats to society. The other is for housing
Prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
On a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
Started to sink, who would be saved?A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result
Of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
Stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
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