Wednesday, May 29, 2013

You know the honeymoon is over, when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking  us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think  25 to life would be
Appropriate. 
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care  like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. 
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about  McDonald's'
New Obama Value  Meal?
A: Order anything you  like and the guy behind you
Has to pay for  it.
--Conan  O'Brien

Q: What does Barack  Obama call
Lunch with a convicted  felon?
A: A fund raiser. 
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference  between
Obama's cabinet and a  penitentiary?
A: One is filled with  tax evaders, blackmailers,
And threats to  society. The other is for housing
Prisoners. 
--David  Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and  Obama were
On a boat in the middle of the  ocean and it
Started to sink, who would be  saved?
A: America ! 
--Jimmy  Fallon

Q: What's the difference  between
Obama and his dog,  Bo?
A: Bo has papers. 
--Jimmy  Kimmel

Q: What was the most  positive result
Of the "Cash for Clunkers"  program?
A: It took 95% of the  Obama bumper
Stickers off the road. 
--David  Letterman

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