Sunday, August 4, 2013

Woman shot in the head



Linda
Burnett, 29
, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her
husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the
back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed
that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.
He asked her
if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back
of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband
called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were
locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they
finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the
back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of
dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find
out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
initially passed out but quickly recovered. >
Linda is a
blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter
, but that could all be a
coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the
expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's
fault.
Now I know
you have a smile on your face...so pass it on.

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