Where are all the jobs?

We're still waiting for all the jobs Obama was sending our way, oh that's right he meant the ones in government positions or in China. Heck I  would like to work for US Government myself! I hear they start people out making more money then the average worker makes working at a private company for years! Also most of the jobs are going over  seas because they're not taxed out of business like Obama wants to do them here in America.