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Maybe you've seen some of the snotty tweets making their way around Twitter/X that capitalize on the 'stupid uncultured American' theme by claiming 'The American mind cannot comprehend this', followed by some image that is supposed to be unfathomable to the tiny American mind. We can comprehend overcrowding. Most of us just don't prefer it. As is our way, we Americans fired back with a healthy mix of 'bite me' and good old confident self-deprecating humor. Yeah, baby! LOL, they'd be trying to figure out where the checkered ball is. You blokes don't have one of those, do you? LOLOLOL! Don't you dare knock the beaver! Ha! Okay, we're having trouble processing this one ourselves. Seriously, you can get snails in France, but you can't make a taco run after midnight? Neanderthals! Breezewood, Pennsylvania for the win! Dang, son! Our American minds are thinking 'Where can I get one of those?' Bwahaha! Looks heavily furnished to most American bachelors. How do you like them apples, Europe? Harsh … but fair. LOL. Pew! Pew! This is why our old people don't die whenever we have a warm spell. Only in America! And there you go, haters! Comprehend that! |
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