Too Funny: Kamala Harris Book of Achievements Consists of… Empty Pages

There are many serious issues facing the country – and the world—right now, including a possible Israeli retaliatory strike against Iran, the heartbreaking havoc wrought by Hurricane Helene and the danger of the oncoming Hurricane Milton, and a presidential election that may be one of the most consequential in American history.

Sometimes, however, you come across a moment that is just so darn funny that, for a moment at least, you forget all that and just laugh out loud. Such was the case for me Sunday evening when I came across this tweet showing a book that listed all of Kamala Harris’ accomplishments.

What’s so funny? The book is full of blank pages. That's a double knee-slapper, as we used to call awesome jokes back in my youth:

Now that is good stuff. It reminds me of books that used to appear in Barnes and Noble and such around holiday time: “The Book of Irish Erotica” and “The Nuanced Thoughts of Joe Biden.” (OK, I just made up that last title, but I do remember similar such fare in the past.)

In fact, a search of the interwebs turns up blank tomes available right now: “All the Great Things About Turning 50” and “The Presidency of Hillary Clinton.” Or here’s my personal favorite: “What Men Know About Women.”

Come on, try not to laugh.

One of our favorite internet personalities, Il Donaldo Trumpo, said, “SO GOOD!!!”

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Turns out that it really is a published (blank) book, though, and readers added some funny, tongue-in-cheek reviews: "Had such a hard time putting this one down as it really inspired me. Such a riveting and awe inspiring masterpiece that really gives you a lens into this woman’s psyche and overall person as a whole."

Or, "A brutally honest read on our V.P. Highly recommended no matter what your political affiliation is."

We could perhaps help out the “Kamala Achievements” author and supply an entire quarter to half page of Harris’ “accomplishments”:

• Was the tie-breaking vote on the “Inflation Reduction Act,” which helped send inflation through the roof
• Failed miserably in her duties as “border czar,” overseeing a floodgate at our southern boundary as millions of illegal aliens poured in
• Was promoted to Democrat presidential candidate without winning a single primary vote
• Covered up the stunning mental decline of her ostensible boss, Joe Biden, even as the rest of the world became fully aware that he was utterly compromised
• Has refused to hold a single press conference since she became the Dem nominee 77 days ago

I’m sure there are other achievements, but I can’t think of a single one that has improved the life of the average American. Like her mind, the pages of this book are almost entirely blank.

Vote accordingly.